The Hentai Night Before Christmas – (You can blame me for authoring this travesty, or thank me if you like it… Also if the wall of text is scary, you can just skip to the next dotted line for the update….)
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‘Twas the hentai night before Christmas, when all through the site
people were stirring, clicking a mouse.
The votes were hung by the news post with care,
in hopes that St. Nideo soon would be there.
The lolis were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of Pedo Bear danced in their heads.
And Mama in her ‘kerchief and only my cap,
had just fucked our brains out, before taking a nap.
When at NVHentai there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my computer chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer I flew like a flash,
pushed aside the clutter, and threw a soda in the trash.
The moon on the breasts white as new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of sexuality to hentai doujinshi below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a doujinshi with miniature sleigh dildo and complete with eight tiny painted reindeer.
Complete with little plot twist, I downloaded it lively and quick,
I knew in a moment this doujinshi would do the trick.
Rapidly I switched images, the dildo penetrated her till she nearly came,
and she whistled and shouted and called it by many names:
“Fuck me Dasher! Fuck me Dancer!
Penetrate me, Prancer and Vixen!
Oh, Comet! Oh, Cupid!
Oh, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of my cunt!
One isn’t enough, I need you all!
Now fuck me! Fuck me!
Fuck me all!”
With legs spread, she gave me a look on the sly,
size not an obstacle, this “legendary mount” could practically fly
so on to the second doujinshi I flew,
while the sleigh full of new hentai toys arrived, and St. Nideo too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the news post
the typing and editing of this very spoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the news post St. Nideo came with a bound.
He was dressed in a fancy bathrobe, from his head to his foot,
and his robe was all tarnished with what Nideo would later call ashes and soot. <_<;;
A bundle of hentai he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a skin peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes looked dreary. Thankfully he remembered to close his robe, could have been scary.
His cheeks were like shadows, his nose upturned, this guy didn’t know the meaning of merry.
His mouth was drawn up with smirk, and to his forehead was stuck a errant bow,
and the beard on his chin unshaven and beginning to show.
The end of a straw he held tight in his teeth,
and the soda practically encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a bit of a belly,
that shook when he laughed, since he ate too many doughtnuts full of jelly.
Not really chubby or plump, too tall to be an elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A glare in his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave me to know he’d rather go back to bed.
He grumbled some unkind words, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the galleries, then turned with a jerk.
And using a finger to pick his nose,
he flicked something with a nod, up the news post he rose.
He sprang towards the forum, to his team gave a whistle,
And away he surfed, like some perverse hentai collecting missle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
“Happy Hentai Christmas to all, and to all….. god damn it, I got it on my keyboard again!
…Fuck… Er.. I mean Good Night!”
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The Update
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Wait you’re still here? Well damn, I guess I’ll have to give people hentai presents early then. I mean I’m not really one to wait for Christmas, so why should you? Let’s talk about the Hentai Night before Christmas…. Where normally you’d get to open but one present… but today you’ll get many, and in fact you’ll get a lot tomorrow as well. So keep checking back, as I plan on doing all kinds of updates in the next couple days!
The previous vote:
Monster Girl (N/A 1, Hentai 2)
Cross-Gender Doujinshi
Romeo X Juliet (N/A 1, Hentai 2)
Sailor Moon Doujinshi
Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan Hentai 3
Breast Expansion (Hentai 1, Doujinshi 4)
Tales of Vesperia (N/A 1, Hentai 1)
Evangelion 2
Danny Phantom
Soul Calibur Hentai
Golden Sun
Everquest II Hentai
Asobi Ni Iku Yo! (N/A 2, hentai 1)
Fallout New Vegas
Christmas (N/A 2, Hentai 3)
Furry Doujinshi 4
Hyper Police
Black Lagoon
Dirty Pair Hentai 2
Card Captor Doujinshi
Movies
The first thing I’ll be giving you in Breast Expansion doujinshi… And of course Christmas hentai will eventually be a present (not saying with one) so it being in a sudden death with Breast Expansion doesn’t matter. Also…. there is no current vote. So please just sit back, and wait for the presents to be dropped in your lap. Oh and pardon the poem, I got bored. 
Present 1 – Breast Expansion Doujinshi…..
Opened… 10:26a.m. (Pacific time)
Breast Expansion:
Dream Thrush
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Growth Comics #1
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Lust and the Librarian
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Mongoose’s Virulent
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Pablo Art 2010
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Starfire Raven Strip
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Breast Expansion:
Dream Thrush
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Growth Comics #1
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Lust and the Librarian
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Present 2 – Christmas Hentai Games (Available in the Arcade)
Opened – Around noon.
Originally I was thinking hentai images… but if you check Maihentai, Jaskra’s already doing a massive Christmas hentai update. And Sick Puppy is supposed to do a Christmas doujinshi update at NVDoujins. So that leaves games and movies. So games for now, perhaps movies later.
Bleach Christmas
Christmas Trip
Mrs Santa’s Little Helpers
Santa
Xmas
Xmas Champagne
Mrs Santa’s Little Helpers
Santa
Xmas
Present 3 – Hentai Movies!
Opened around 2:30pm
Black Mail 2 Episodes 1-3: [Dual Audio] [Uncensored]
Screenshots:
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Synopsis:
High school sweethearts Asuka and Ryosuke are so in love with each other that they decide to get married before graduating. Everything is perfect… that is, until Asuka is abducted by a group of strange men right after the wedding. Asuka is then gang-raped and plunged into a world of sexual slavery. Just when it seemed impossible for things to get any worse, Asuka’s mother and little sister are also subjected to unspeakable abuse…
Women at Work Episodes 1 & 2: [Dual Audio] [Uncensored]
Screenshots:
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Synopsis:
Namamura Akitoshi is a college student who looks weak. He confesses his love to his girl friend, but she refused him saying he looks weak. He makes up his mind to do construction job to become strong. However, all the people he meets there are strange women. As an entrance examination, the manager forces him to make love with her.
Black Mail 2 Episode 1: [Dual Audio] [Uncensored]
Screenshots:
Synopsis:
High school sweethearts Asuka and Ryosuke are so in love with each other that they decide to get married before graduating. Everything is perfect… that is, until Asuka is abducted by a group of strange men right after the wedding. Asuka is then gang-raped and plunged into a world of sexual slavery. Just when it seemed impossible for things to get any worse, Asuka’s mother and little sister are also subjected to unspeakable abuse…
Women at Work Episode 1: [Dual Audio] [Uncensored]
Screenshots:
Synopsis:
Namamura Akitoshi is a college student who looks weak. He confesses his love to his girl friend, but she refused him saying he looks weak. He makes up his mind to do construction job to become strong. However, all the people he meets there are strange women. As an entrance examination, the manager forces him to make love with her.
Present 4 – Opened around 11pm
Art: 150 images
Hentai: 260 images
Art: 50 images
Hentai: 87 images
Check back on Christmas for even more presents!
