
So today Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha yuri doujinshi nudges out the competition and wins the right to be updated. Of course since it’s actually quite well know by it’s English name of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, I’ll list it under that (we are after all an English site). Here’s the vote tally for those interested (it’s even real this time)…
The Vote Tally:
Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha Yuri Doujinshi 5
K-On Doujinshi
Code Geass Hentai 3
Mind Control Doujinshi 4
Zone Sama Flash vids
Negima
Studio Ghibli
Machino Henmaru (N/A 3, Hentai 1)
Tentacle Movies
Needless
Young Justice
Toy Story Hentai
Piercings Hentai
SKET Dance
And of course there is a vote along with an update tomorrow… Which for those not interested in reading a long winded post pretty much means you can skip straight to the galleries.
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Still here? Wow and I thought I was bored… er.. hem… had too much free time. So at Cyberus Dominagus’ request here’s a day in the life of me, myself, and I.. Nideovinja. Or at least the update process. Honestly I have essentially three different types of updates (yes I know there are four types of content, but games and movies are done exactly the same way)…
Here’s the basic steps…
Actually if you don’t want to read all this, I went to all the trouble to record myself doing an update, with commentary. You’re welcome.
Click here
Now for those who want to actually read all this (I’m sure there are at least one or two of the near five thousand people who come here each day drunk enough to accidentally read this).
1. I count the votes. Nothing too glamorous goes on during this step, just me sitting with a vial of blood ink squeezed freshly from the veins of a goat, and a parchment made of human skin (just sign at the bottom for me… thanks… er… um… nothing. Or it’s mostly just me reading the comments with WordPad open typing in whatever people ask for. Clearly the first is most likely.
2. Once I have a leader, I go back through the comments in the admin back end of this site… where additional information is provided about each comment. Using said info, I make certain all the votes are in fact from different people. Of course I won’t say exactly how I do it, suffice it to say that archaic hentai knowledge is pretty much required to properly differentiate between actual voters, and fakes… Learned it in Florida, after taking a blue flower to a beach.
3. Next it’s time to collect some art for whatever won… Which actually can be sometimes the most difficult part some days, especially when something like Cum shots wins since I like to avoid actual nudity outside of the galleries. (Mostly just to maintain a bit a class. +10 to snobby stat ). I’ve been known to hit up Google, Deviant Art, and assorted other places (trade secret, would have to kill you if told you where).
4. Welcome to the land of Photoshop, where truth and justice is made via editing the right photos in Niddy’s spare time… er… I mean where I cram together an image for the top of the news post. In fact I put together all the graphics used in site (for those curious).
5. You are currently reading this step. (It’s like being in the “Now now”. Exits are available at the galleries and forum buttons. Elevators will take you to the second floor where Maihentai resides.
6. I almost always take a break at this point and go get some form of beverage….
(leaves for 20 minutes)….. Oh you guys are still here?! Well I guess I can continue…
7. This is where things often change depending on the content…
A. If it’s a hentai update, well I employ assorted programs to snag images en mass. Niddy’s not above stealing.. er.. borrowing from other sites, forums, torrents… hell I’ve even gone as far as to edit one (which actually got the artist of said image angry with me. Though they never did specifically message me about it to take it down or anything. *shrugs*
After I’ve collected as many as I can find in a reasonable amount of time. I’ve got a program to compare images for duplicates. This is where I start to think artists are playing a cruel joke on me, or at least the ones doing the CG sets. Some CG sets are literally just a slight change between each images… sometimes she’s blinking, sometimes she’s blushing, sometimes she has pubic hair.. the list goes on and on. But do you know what image comparison programs feed me about that? “The images are 100% the same.” I’ve lost count of how many images I’ve deleted on accident because of that. But yep, I go through sometimes thousands of image comparisons to weed out the duplicates. +100 Cross to bear stat
Afterwards this is where the sorting comes in…. often times I’ll wiki a list of the character names if I’m sorting that specifically, but no matter how I decide to sort it always involves looking at each image and putting them in the proper directory… This easily takes forever, a day, and a year to get done and comprises the largest time gobbling portion of this whole thing.
Go to step 8, do not pass go (since Niddy’s not rich enough to pay each of you $200). *pulls out a shotgun* Don’t go looking towards “Go” like that boy… this is probably not the best time to tell you that I’ve never served in a war, and have no clue if the safety is on.
B: If it’s a doujinshi update.. I admit I’ve got a list of sources that’s quite extensive. One of them even makes me play a “Facebook style game” to snag stuff from it. *sighs* Ladies and gentlemen… in the deepest darkest pit of hell, you’ll find my farm… er… whoever keeps sending me those crappy invites… Also it’s about 15 floors down, somewhere past Diablo.
This update is actually only different in how I don’t have to sort each image one by one like the hentai. Nor do I need to worry about duplicate images. In fact I mostly just check to see if they pertain to what I need and if they’re in English. Love these updates, they take the least amount of time by far. Go to step 8.
C. Moves and Games are almost always gotten via torrents, and usually consist of me finding them… telling them to download… then collecting a synopsis about them. It’s almost always somebody else’s, often the official one. Occasionally I write one.. but let’s be real here, with how little time I often leave myself to do this stuff… not exactly enough time to watch/play the games… I mean that easily cuts into my “me time,” the kind of me time that requires toilet paper/Kleenex or something of that nature after wards. Er.. hem… I mean time of course spent repairing things on the site. Go to step 8… since the next part of this happens pretty much in conjunction with that…
8. You are eaten by a Grue. Game over, turn to page 1 to start over… or just backtrack to a previous page which you clearly have marked with your other fingers. Cheating bastard, geez.
9. Time to upload everything… I use a FTP program known as FileZilla (it’s 100% free, so I almost didn’t use it since it’s more fun to liberate… er… pirate things. Also while this is going on…
A. If it’s hentai, I create a button from the art I already collected. Rename all the files… I use File Renamer. Add the amounts to the news post, along with the button… tell it all to upload… profit.
B. If it’s doujinshi, I again use File Renamer (since people can’t number doujinshi worth a damn, the public school system sheds a single tear every time you skip a number people… after you miss five, they bust out a 40). I add preview images and the names to the news post, and tell it all to upload.
C. If it’s movie/game, I actually take screenshots of it with Media Player Classic. Upload it all…. then I go into the portion of the gallery for that movie or game, and hand edit everything to include links, and the synopsis… Yes, yes I can use my hands to edit code like that…. it’s like Magic (only without cardboard or mana). Then I update the news post… win.
10. So that’s about it, now you know my story all about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there. I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool, and all shootin some b-ball outside of school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’….
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Content to follow….

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: (English Doujinshi)
Exceed Libido
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LIKE A LOVE SONG
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Lyrical Magical Tiana Ganbaru
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Mawaru Futari
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Nineteens NxF
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ONE LIFE
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Seiou-sama no ViVid na Itazura
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Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu, Nanoha
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Sweetest Love
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Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: (English Doujinshi)
Nineteens NxF
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ONE LIFE
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Seiou-sama no ViVid na Itazura
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Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu, Nanoha
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Sweetest Love
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